Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!

There was a beautiful girl in a village admired by four men.
SINGER
HUNTER
DOCTOR
FISHERMAN
One day,she went to wash her clothes by the river coincidentally the four men where there watching her, All of a sudden a crocodile bit her and dragged her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful song ,the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was dead . The girl floated on the water.
The FISHERMAN dived in and brought her out to the shore then,
The DOCTOR treated her and she was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the girl among the four men?
Need answer from intelligent people like U!!!!!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered the same

Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps 😳😳😳.🙈🙈🙈

True/false

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say
“Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?

Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.

My girlfriend is Clever I called her with My friend’s phone and she answer
“Hey Bbe ” She Just knew it was me!!

I’ve been at Kruger National Park several times, but I’ve never see a Lion chasing Impala or Zebra…
Now I now know that what we see on National Geographic Wild Channel is jus acting

Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister

Ladies please stop cheating back,
it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.

I Gave my Daughter A Boy’s Name.
No One Will Want To Date A Girl Named Solomon

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women