Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!

Diarrhea is like Wi-Fi,
when u approach the toilet the signal becomes stronger.

Even before u unbutton your trouser, the download is complete

No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

If you call 📞 me with PRIVATE Call…
I will respect your privacy not answer it

Listen drunk me and sober me are not the same person✋…so if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me😐…don’t come to sober me because we weren’t there…We don’t know what happened🚶🚶🚶…Please understand

Girls tell us how do you survive 5 days without going to the toilet
when you at your boy’s crib?

You call me Man but you don’t understand✋
I’m more than that

Just called out my younger sister to come and
turn up the volume for me and she came😀
I feel so grown up

A good wife will bring her husband’s phone in a tray
when it is ringing.

I’m busy helping my girlfriend search for her chocolate
that I’ve eaten already.

When you dating i2000 and taking a walk near High way
she goes: bbe all this cars going this direction are mine
and this other one going this direction are yours ne.

As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas

Yesterday I saw my girlfriend sprinkling
some weird brown salt in the meat,
I’m sure its a new flavor
Let me continue washing her panties

Last weekend the sheeben in my street caught fire ,immediately people came fast to remove the furniture and fridges

Then boom we saw the owner running back to the burning house just to fetch the book that has the names of people who owe him

Black people will humble you

(Pushing my son in his stroller)
beautiful lady: aww aren’t you adorable! how old are u?
Me: 30
Lady:I was talking to him, the bby..
Me:he doesn’t know how old I am
Lady walks away…. But why?