I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble
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My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million
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Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.
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Just Gave a Fat Woman Wrong Directions
Hayi She Needed Some Exercise
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if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and
before u come back they were gone,
forget it, u were adopted.
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That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.
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Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage
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If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick
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If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources
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There live a woman who taught she was the best spelling teacher so she ask one of her students to spell fish when the student could not spell fish the teacher began to beat on this child then she say do you want to tell me common five you do not know how to spell it but you only know how to eat fish
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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken
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Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”
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