In a bus, two women were fighting over a
seat,
and the angry driver shouted, “ok ok, the
ugly one should take the seat”
The two women stood up for the whole
journey.
.
Some drivers are as wise as the comedian

When I was in school, I used to ask a lot of
questions….!!
One Day I asked Ms. Doris, our English
teacher:”
Why do.we ignore some letters in
pronunciation. eg the letter….’H’…….in Hour,
Honest, Honor….. e.t.c………???”
Ms. Doris: “We are not ignoring them; they
are considered silent.” …!!
(I was even more confused…..
….??)
During the lunch break, MS. Doris gave me
her packed
lunch & asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her an empty
container….!!
Ms. Doris:—- “What happened, I told you to
go and HEAT my food & you are returning
me an empty container??”
Me: — “.Madam I thought ‘H’ was silent”

You’ll think your Boyfriend is Romantic
when he Hold your hands on the Road
.
Only to realize He Can’t Read A Robot

RESPECTABLE FIANCE
Mother talking to her daughter…..:
Mother: What kind of person is ur Fiance.
Is he respectable?
Daughter: Of course. He is, Mum.
He is thrifty and doesn’t drink or smoke. He
has a very nice wife with three well
behaved children.
Mother: Oh My God.!!!!!! (Faints)

In 10 years time you’ll be fighting with
your husband because of a girl who’s
in Grade 2 right now

I can not marriage a girl who is not education.
Its unpossible

When a black person is losing an argument here on fb
they visit your profile pic and make it personal

We spend lots of money buying clothes but
we never realise that the best moments of
life are enjoyed without clothes
yes its childhood

Behind every high heels👠there are slippers👡
in the handbag

I am still wondering what will happen if a pig 🐖 enters the gate of ZCC while they are busy praying😂😂😂

That day we must expect heavy storm or earthquake

*Some ladies should put learner signs [L] at the
back of their high heels,
you can’t just be walking like a
newly born goat infront of me*

My wife took my phone and deleted my
girlfriend
Busi’s number and saved her own number
as
Busi.
You see, someone had told my wife about
Bisi
my girlfriend but I didn’t know.
I then got an SMS from Busi asking for
mobile
money R2500.
I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I
needed
R2500. for an emergency. I told her that my
Friend was sick and needed the money
urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to
send it to the account number written in the
message.
She did not acknowledge receipt of the
money.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I
kept
wondering if Busi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had
received
the money. Her response was, *”Call me
now.”*
I got out of the house to make the call.
You can imagine my horror when my wife
answered the call instead of Busi!!!
It’s been three days and I’m still standing
outside.
I don’t know how to get back into my own
house!!!
* Any advice for me please?

Guys if your girlfriend picks up a call and
leave the room to talk outside.
That’s him man that’s your Deputy.

Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩
👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
👭Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😢
👭Real Friends – Cry with you😭
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
👭Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🎒
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..💭
👭Real Friends – Could write a book about you📚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door..🏡
👭Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🙋
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over🎭
👭Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”🙌
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Are around for a while..🚶
👭Real Friends – Are for life💙
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😄
👭Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it💚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – will read this.📃
👭Real Friends – will share this📠

Live in your means my sister so you don’t have to
be hoe to keep up…

No secret is safe when a woman’s instinct
kicks in. She’ll discover things better than a
police agent so always be honest to your
woman because it’s better to be safe than
sorry.