Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”

Your boyfriend thinks you can’t replace
him. I mean if you can remove your
eyebrows and draw them back, who is he?

Come to think of it its now legal to go to the police station
and lay charge that someone stole your weed

Imagine telling a girl you love them,
while you don’t even have her bank details

piece of advise to the ladies…

If a guy takes you out for a romantic date on Tuesday and Wednesday nights this season instead of watching the UEFA Champions League, it’s not love., he’s a Chelsea fan. Be advised!!

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm
but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake.
She’s still not talking to me.

Just because I am submitting my assignments on Friday
then all of the sudden tomorrow it’s Thursday.
Wow days of the week are trash.

During a company’s annual family trip to a crocodile farm in Thailand… the eccentric Boss dared any of his employees to jump into the crocodiles infested pond… and swim to the shore. Anyone who survived the swim will be rewarded with 5 million… but if killed by the crocs…2 million will be given to the next of kin. For a long period of time no one dared take up the challenge… then suddenly a man jumped in…and swam frantically for his life towards shore pursued by the crocs..and luckily he made it unscathed. When he managed to recover his breath.. the man, who became instant millionaire, shouted asking who pushed him into the pond….. it was his wife who did it.!!! And from that day…that was how the phrase… “Behind every successful man…there’s a woman”…came about !!!

When your salary is R3 500 and your child’s school fees is R1 500
And you hear him saying’ 1+3=13

If you lost your money 💸 around Mamelodi Taxi Rank 🚐
It’s R25000.00 tied with a rubber band 💸.
Please, call me 📞… or inbox ✉ me I will direct you where to pick your rubber band

If u ask her “how are u’? and she
replies
“I’m not fine”!
Don’t ask her why oh. ! Its a trap,
just tell her
may God be with you!

Am hunting for my brother from another mother,
he just won powerball jackpot hle 64mil….please help asap…

Dating a married man is like driving a
government vehicle
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you can drive it but you’ll never own it

Black parents be like:
“How do you fail Mathematics when I
bought you a new blazer?”

Our Parents warned US about Mjolo
(Relationships) we didn’t Listen
.
Look Now we sleep while The Radio is On
Volume 100 but still we do not hear
Anything

Every Girl in a relationship got a
back-up man just in case you mess up.
So My brother Your mission as her man
is to find out who that is…..and kill
him!