A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
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Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys

I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:

Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕

Do you think I got the VISA?

When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.

When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.

Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.

Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
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His people: How did he know that??

Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??

If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…

The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*