Imagine your boyfriend drops you at home first
but there’s still other girls in the car

Things we can’t live without: Food🍛, Water🥛and Oxygen💨. Do you see your name there?

So when short people🐧 smoke weed🥴 do they get high?

One week in a relationship and you have saved me as “hubby”
what if I get back with my ex?
Some people love crying😭..! ‍️

Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is
better than a morning text from Bae…❤🙄

Even in this lockdown situation,
my parents want me to get up early and do nothing…
Covid-19

Real Men are worried about their jobs and the economy,
your Man is worried about haircut

[Dear Ladies💕]
Have you noticed that a Man becomes boring after refusing to send you money? 💁
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Like everything he says after that is nonsense.

A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad
on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
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Faithful Women don’t Reply.

We are experiencing the only time in history
where lazy people have a better chance of survival…

So you caught your boyfriend sleeping💏 with another girl because you denied him *** and you have the guts to say he is cheating..! 🤨
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So if electricity🔌 company refuses to give electricity should he not use a generator? 🤔
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Be fair my sister..

Forget about Coronavirus stress.
Have you ever waved back at someone
who wasn’t waving at you..?