True Love Is When She Steal Her
Fathers Money And Give It To Me😏

My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away

You’All Are Marrying For Looks..I’m Marrying For Love,
If My Kids Are Ugly that’s their Problem

Every girl did this: “chomi, call him
and tell
him that I’m crying”

You have been single from January to
November and as we enter in December
you found love. Bro do not accept, the devil
wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

Someone Just Texted Me Saying ” With All Your Funny Jokes , Have You Ever Been in A Serious Relationship ? ”
.
I’m Touched

– I’m Gonna Tell My Kids About Eminem And if They Don’t Like Him I’m Gonna Give Them Up For Adoption .

if She Drinks Russian Bear And She Smokes Cigarette , Do Not Marry Her ✋😕😒 … Coz She’d End Up Beating Your Mom

Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today

My dear sister if you are in a
relationship and he only has time for
you at night…
You are dating a mosquito

Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying

MAN: Marry me?
.
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
.
MAN: No salary, but I….!
.
WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
.
MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
.
*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
.
WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….

If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, sister you are no different from a canopy

Imagine deleting all the pictures you took with your ex
Boom!! He/She becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once dated.