A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing

When you tell your parent a funny story
then it turns into a life lesson

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

You post me, I post you
You act single, I act single
You claim me, I claim you.
You play games, I play games too
You delete shit , I delete shit too
You show, no interest, I put no effort
Put me second, I’ll put you last
Love is war .

I CAN’T WAIT 2 MARRY SO DAT I CAN BE STEALING MEAT FRM D POT ND MY WIFE WE BLAME IT ON D CHILDREN

Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!

People who have positions in church think
they’re God’s biological kids and
the rest of us are adopted.

Some ladies will be like ‘he is not my type’…
Question is… My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?