Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America

Parents:
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Please start painting houses now cz when you paint around December we get lost when we are drunk

Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year

That moment when you send your boyfriend your picture
without make up and he’ll be like “lmao Who’s this Babe”..!!

i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room
To Stare At You , Then Walk Away ?

Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “

Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”

When You Text Someone Out Of Boredom
And They Leave You On SEEN

i Don’t Have Time To Tell The KFC Cashiers To Bring Me The Best Pieces Of My Choice ,
So i Just Let Them Bring Whatever
Coz I’m Used To People Disappointing Me

Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 …
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here 😂

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
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He kicks the dog, it dies!
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Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
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Man says i’m not American
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Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
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Man says:
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Actually I’m Pakistani
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Breaking News:
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“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…