A Korean actress revealed that she eats three spoons of rice everyday in order to be slim hmm _
buh my African ladies eat those three spoons
to check whether the salt is enough

Inside a white Girl’s handbag:👇
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Car Keys
Full make up kit
Set credit cards
I Phone8
Orbits😊
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Inside a coloured girl’s bag:👇
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Chappies
Halls
Rizzler
Weed
Okapi
Vaseline
Vodafone
Credit cards😏
Nip( Vodka)
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Inside a Black Girl’s handbag:👇
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Shoes
Broken Mirror
Stolen Lipstick
Vaslaap
Sassa Card
Gentlemagic
Shoprite till slip of last month
Mobicel
Dead cockroach😂
Ntsu or taxi( snuff)
Lekwete la mobu

The very same God who turned stone to bread
and water to wine
can turn your Girlfriend to my Wife..!! 💍

They have✌2 colors lord..🙏
Your girls have✌2 colors..🙏
Their faces are yellow and their bodies are black oh Lord!

South African girls are the most beautiful Creatures In Africa but my problem with them, is they always don’t have TT,
Transport money…💔

Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.

Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card

Dear Tsonga People,

Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.

Regards
Joburgers

Woman are naturally expensive..
don’t call them materialistic..
jst go 4 the 1 you can afford.. stay in your lane..

One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.

If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.

I’m tired of sending Cv’s

Last Night i Opened all the Doors and Windows to Let Mosquitoes in,
i Then closed The Doors and Windows
Then i Slept Outside..
All the Mosquitoes were Confused

Congratulations to women who got pregnant
by men they met on Facebook,
you’re carrying a little “notification

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
1.bride relatives
2.Groom relatives
I entered the one written “groom relatives” and found two more doors
1.ladies
2.men
I went through the one for “men” only to find two more doors
1.people with gifts
2.people without gift
I went through the one written “people without gifts” and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
“So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”

Who gossips the most. . ?
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1.Teachers at staffroom.📄
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2.Amajita at the tarven🍻
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3.Workers at the salon💅
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4.Mechanics under a car🔧
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5.Two unemployed friends..
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6.Two Females Neighbours who are Unemployed👩
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7.Three closed Church Members
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8.Group of Boys always standing next to the Somalian Tuck shop👦👥
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9.stokvel women👰👒
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.10.street vendors💰

They will judge u for being a young mother while they are busy doing abortions😭😭
They will judge you for working as a cleaner or cashier. While they sleep with men for money.
My sister, ignore the noise makers and focus on your hustle.