I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused

Dating 2000s Is All Fun And Crazy Until When She Dumps you She Be Like:
“When We First Met u Were Custard,🔥 Time Passed By and you Turned Into Mustard💔… But In The End you Were A Bastard… Its Over!!!” 😮

Whats is wrong with people? 😡

Some guy found my debit card at woolies literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! He tried keeping it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back, but this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡

This is where it gets interesting 🙄

A bigger idiot kept tapping the …. See More

If you think a shot of an AK47 gun is loud
then you have never heard a sound of a falling pot lid
when you are trying to steal meat at night

Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys

December is tricky you go out to to buy airtime
and you come back home drunk.

I’m at my friends place and her mom cooked 2 hours ago and
I can see he’s hungry. I’m not leaving until they dish up
if they don’t dish
they rather eat at 12 midnight
coz I’m not going anywhere before 11 o’clock.

When a girl introduces her boyfriend to her friends

White girls : wow he is so cute

Black girls: tell him we are hungry

Is it true ladies?

Those of you who don’t have kid’s please log out for few minutes,
we wanna have parent’s meeting

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team…
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these teams…
Wife: okay sweeet…is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife : okay but they look the same…what’s that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player…
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no…
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling…
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing, who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach ….Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

Next year females must drive taxis
we also want to date taxi drivers

Do your parents know that 70% of the time
you are at university
you don’t sleep on your bed

Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

Girls who hate other girls for dating their ex’s
should go back to Pre-school..

What baffles me the most in church⛪ is seeing ladies👩 fainting letf,
right & centre but still remember to close their legs

Cartoons brings children together and
soccer brings man together.
Please I want to know what brings woman together?