I Love Stopping The Microwave At 00:01
It Makes Me Feel Like Ke Stopile Bomb And Saved The World

Have You Ever Looked At Your Past Partners
And Asked Yourself What The Hell Were You Thinking?

If a man all of a sudden start raising tempers and voices at home,
just know he has started lowering it somewhere..

*DATING A SCHOOL GIRLS* This is how I
stopped dating school girls: She came to my
place in a school uniform, looked into my
eyes and said, “Sweetheart, I have missed
my periods.” That’s when I fainted and
woke up in a hospital. I overheard her
telling the nurse that, “I didn’t know he care
so much about my school life, all I wanted to
tell him was that, I had missed my periods
for Maths and English,*(so that I could fine
time for him)* but he fainted before i could
finish.”

I went to Zoo and we paid R200 for entrance but I wanted to take a picture hugging a lion but forbidden me. Mxm what a waste. Why so much money but will not allow to take pictures with animals?

Dear Mosquito
I know biting us is your job..
But is singing
really necessary?

A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.

My brother, if you don’t tell your girlfriend she is beautiful,
Indian men will tell her on Facebook.

This year has been the most difficult year ever.
Let’s cry together on this post. Don’t ask anything, just cry.

Your parents didn’t feed,raise and educated you to stand
next to stranger’s cars and take pictures for a profile pic

Some Girls You Gotta Look At Them More Than Twice✌
To Make Sure They Are Really Girls..!

This December
Mom: go back where you’re coming from
Me: don’t worry i just came for a jersey im going back

A man found out that his new maid is a man.
Right now thats not the problem.
The wife is asking how he found out

It’s not that i don’t have cash to buy a car
im just shy to buy 1

After submitting your answer sheet and
you realise you also submitted your cheating material

Flirting is like a game of Chess.
One wrong
move ….. and you are married