Alcohol tastes nicer
when you’ve already bought your kids Xmas clothes.

Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming

– High School invigilators And Their English 😏👇

” You Are Left With 15 Minutes Remaining ”

The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.

Dating a married man is like driving a
government car it will never be yours

Hey guys,

Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.

I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.

These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.

I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.

I will keep you all updated

Father!!!!
Forgive me, for i’m about to steal someone’s wife/girlfriend……
be cause when they stole mine you didn’t say or do anything!!!
Amen

Forgive us people from China, Korea Republic and Japan.
To us South Africans you are all Chinese. Xap

Most people value their appearance more than their Brains,
that is why we have so many well dressed Idiots with zero manners..

When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed
and you accidentally say:
“I Know”..!!

When a girl tells you I’m not ready to date,
she is simply saying I don’t like you in a polite way.

Don’t let ‘Social Media’ fool you.
We are all struggling just on different levels!

Beatiful girls will never talk about their inbox drama.They just ignore inboxes and go on with their gorgeous lives.
But the gorillas modimo the whole community facebook will know you inboxed her.

We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends anymore because
there are those guys called “I AM HERE FOR YOU”

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
“He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall”
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.. Do you remember back then?”, he says…
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses. “The words were not coming easily.”
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
“Yes, I remember, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.”
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

“I would have been released today if only I made the right decision!”