*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet

Physics students let’s confuse them😁
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Me : Cash Receipt Journal

Am i the only one who skip posts about God and
secretly say “God knows that I love him 😂

Tomorrow is black Friday, we at avbob will give you another corpse for free when you collect yours

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
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Any words 4 me

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning

Her: i want us to be more than friends
Me: so now you want to be my cousin

Him : Bae Why do u call me with Private?
Her : Ohh sorry Bbe Hangup and let me call You ka Truck

Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆

Today I actually killed a Mosquito
That bit me 3 year ago
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That niggah thought I forgotten his face

Me:How do you call Mosquitoes in your Home Language?”
Him:We don’t call them,they just come by themselves!

Most gals don’t wanna be in a relationship these days,
they just want to be in the front seat of a Car,
Seatbelt on and Take selfies

“I’m not on Facebook for dating”,
says an ugly girl. As if she has a choice!

Ladies.. Not every dude in church⛪ is husband material
. Church is like a hospital🏥.
Some are responding to treatment some are not!