If I Act Rich On Facebook And You Know Me In Real Life
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Please Keep Quiet
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I Can Not Be Poor Online And Offline

I really don’t know what this World is turning into…
Just few days ago I laid my hands on you nd
today you are no more Rest in Peace My November Salary

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will never burn the Tarven🍺🍻….they will rather burn the school and the Clinic instead

Being Home Alone Is So Great I Just
Closed The Fridge With a Flying Kick

When church ⛪ needs 1 million 💰 for Pastor’s car 🚗, they call for fund raising.
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_When in the same church 👉⛪ a member needs 1 million 💰 for kidney transplant, they call for prayers

if Your Mom Doesn’t Complain About You Using Your Phone Too Much ,
Just Know That You Are Adopted 😏 ..
Don’t Argue With Me ✋ , Go Ask Your Father

Dating A Guy Who Studied At TUT is An Extreme Sport 😰 ,
Because When He is Angry He Will Go On A Strike And Burn 🔥
Your Entire House/Flat

DECEMBER is Around The Corner 😠😡 ,
Now I’ll Be Forced To Take A Bath Each And Everyday 😓😏 ..
Because The Plans Just Appear Out Of The Blue

Things i Do The Whole Day: 👇

1. Use My Phone 🔥📱
2. Charge My Phone

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please
return people’s money with the
same energy and smile you borrowed it

My future wife💍 is not allowed to watch discovery channel☝
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What will be she trying to discover ways to leave me no gal u gonna watch Regular Show and Mr bean

My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here”
She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….

My fat friend has been crying since our pastor told her that,
the door to heaven is narrow

if you are a DJ and you are not yet booked for any gig this December..🙄

My brother just leave that field and start a church