When we studying they are busy burning campuses and up and down with Campus Crush jaa let them write until the 31st of December.

Imagine taking your Tall girlfriend to a Zoo and
the Giraffe start crushing on her..!

I never make a Same Mistake twice
I do it 5-6 Times Just to be Sure

“Guys been thinking and at the same point confused why,,
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)

How to trick weed smokers
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 …See more

There was a small boy called Lesley, None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity.. One day his mother came to school to check how he was doing.. The teacher told his mother that she has never seen such a dumb kid nd she’s heard enough of him.. The mother was so shocked about the feedback nd decided to withdrew her son from that school nd even leave the town.. 25 years later Les former teacher was diagnosed with an incurable.. disease All Doctors advised her to have a Surgery.. Left with no options the Woman decided to do the operation which was successful.. When she opened her eyes she saw a handsome doctor smiling at her.. she wanted to thank him but could not talk, Her face turned blue!! she raised her hand trying to tell him something nd eventually died.. The Doctor was very shocked trying to understand what went wrong… when he turned around, he saw someone who just unplugged the machine nd put on his charger nd a stuff at that Hospital by the name Lesley😲😲😲….Please don’t tell me you thought the Doctor was Lesley

A man, checking out of his hotel, asked the clerk, “What’s with that old Indian in the lobby? He’s been there ever since I arrived.”
“Oh, that’s Chief Forgetmenot. This hotel was built on Indian lands and part of the agreement is to allow him free use of the premises for the rest of his life.”
“But what’s with that name, Forgetmenot?”
“He’s called that because of his phenomenal memory. Even at age 92, he can remember every detail of his life.” The man decided to test the chief’s memory.
“Excuse me, Chief. Can you remember what you had for breakfast on your 21st birthday?”
“Eggs,” replied the chief, without a moment’s hesitation. The man was impressed. 10 Years later, he happened into the same hotel and was surprised to see Chief Forgetmenot sitting in the same chair in the lobby. As he headed for the elevator, he passed the Chief and gave a friendly, “How!”
The Chief replied, “Scrambled.”

JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband 📩 Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi 🙋 to you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla 🤔?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

😃😂😋😉

Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?😡😡😡

Husband: Near the vegetable market😎

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?

Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need 🍉

Ladies, Lobola money should go straight to your bank account.
Your uncles were not there when relationship was showing you flames😂

To those who failed📖📃
Do u still remember…
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“SIR IT’S NOT YOUR PERIOD”

I entered the hospital wearing headsets and
i heard this other granny saying
the doctor has arrived referring to me

Ladies, please stop staring at us
when we’re walking with our girlfriends in town.
We’re aware we made the wrong decision!

From 16 December to 1st January,
if your parents don’t allow you to go party
just pretend to be sick and inbox us
we will come fetch you with an Ambulance

Guys has 3types of boxers
Normal boxer
Swagging boxer
And she is coming boxer

Can someone explain
why is there security guard at the police station?

Cassper is probably the first rapper on Earth to go
platinum without anyone listening to his album.