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If u enjoying this December,
u really know how to force things

Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞

If you stop telling your friends everything that is happening in your life ,
your enemies wouldn’t know so much about you.

The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark
and borrow a couple of thousands
then do a protection order against him

In Order to have a Girlfriend Nowadays My Broda you must be Alright Physically,Emotionally,Mentally ,Kissically,Motorcally and Walletically

In Japan a 17yr old is a doctor
In Brasil a 17yr old is a footballer
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner
In China a 17yr old is an engineer
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Soldier
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity
In Israel a 17 yr old is a priest
In Africa a 35yr old is a
whatsapp group admin😂😂
…how old are u?

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

The most common cause of stress
nowadays is dealing with idiots

Whites: One thousand and two hundred rands.
Blacks: wan pon thu

Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Today is a broken English day.

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Don’t spoil the fun guys…let’s start..
Me..I wanna food my eat..

This is not December I ordered!
Can I see your manager please!!!

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates