Welcome to Satafrika where a Gal would proudly says ….
“I’m single and happy” …
while she is a side chick to a married man

It’s always the fine guy who walks up to you,
looks at you with charming eyes,
then whispers to your ear “my friend likes you”
.
while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit

When your boyfriend forgets to hangup after calling you
and you hear him saying it’s my step mother

my mind is telling me that my crush
needs airtime where are you
just say hi

Pleance before you plost
Make sure your spillings are correct..

People Keep On Writing TV..
B’coz They Can’t Spell… TellHerVision.

A Woman who is 3Months Pregnant Falls Into A Deep Coma .
6months Later , She Awake And Ask About her Baby.

Doctor : You Have Twins , A boy and A Girl .
And They Are Both Fine. Luckily , Your Brother Named Them
For You

Woman: Oh No , Not My Brother !! He’s An Idiot !!
What Did He Name The Girl ??

Doctor : Denise

Woman : Well it is not bad , What Did He Call The Boy ??

Doctor : Denephew

[Me As A Parent]
•°•°•°•°•°•
My Son: Can I Watch TV Dad?😊

Me: Yes, but don’t turn it on

Girls will just be calling you Hun, bae, babes e.t.c.
Then the devil will force you to try your luck. Boom!!
U are rejected!

Good men are not easy to find these days,
u have to steal him from one careless woman
who doesn’t know the value of what she has

Touching your pockets and not feeling
your phone shocks more than electricity..!

If none of your relationships worked out,
maybe you need to take a break from dating &
try being a hoe for a while…. see how that goes.”

Don’t be shy. Text him again,
he probably just forgot that he’s in love with you.