Alll these single girlfriends out here
but you are still making
Someone’s Girlfriend laugh
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Having dimples doesn’t mean you are cute,
it simply means your father’s sperms are too weak to form a full face
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On my wedding day any woman dats looks more prettier than my wife
will be kicked out because I hate confusion
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Her: bbe where are you?
Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.
Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.
Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.
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I found my late uncle’s SIM card on the drawer 😓 now I’m thinking of whatsapping his girlfriends and be like:👇
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“Hey baby, I’m back”
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans
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“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight,
There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”
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If u are taking your girlfriend out and she carry her friends along just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance. They are witches!
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Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
•~•
Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?
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Imaging taking a village girl to a hotel and
waking up the next morning to see her
sweeping the whole compound
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JOKE OF THE DAY
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Wife sent a message to her husband
“Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way
back from office, and Priscilla says hi to
you “.
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Husband : Who is Priscilla ?
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Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that
you read my message
Twist in the tale…..
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Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now ,
so which Priscilla are you talking about?
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Wife : Where are you….?
Husband: Near the vegetable market
Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband
“Where are you”?
Husband:”I’m at office. Now that u’r at the
market, buy whatever vegetables you need.
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Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More
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If you want an argument with your girlfriend to get intense,
just say “My mother was right about you”
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Girl: Wow! What a nice phone, where did you get it?
Mbambino: I won it in a running competition
Girl: How many people participated?
Mbambino: Police, the owner of the phone and me.
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My brother If she calls you Daddy, know
that you
are on point !!.. poor guys are called baby .
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“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”
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