My Dad is the Best
He didn’t wanna
see me suffer so
He ran away

If she says switch off the
lights just know she’s
wearing her brother’s
underwear

A man was watching a movie at home, and
suddenly shoutsNoooooooooooooooo!!!!
Don’t go inside the church!!!Its a trap!!!!
His wife confused, asks him “what are you
watching?”He answered “our wedding
DVD”

lf you scared of dying alone then
become a bus driver

Have you ever dated someone on social media and
ended up breaking up without meeting

Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers

Tell Mii If Ur Crushing On Miii
Before I Use Our Valentine’s Money To Buy Weed

if you think people are offine,
then Try posting your nudes
You won’t even know
what time your grandma Logged in

When You Fail All Your Exams, Your Mom Asks You
To Pass Her The Remote Then She Says
“Atleast You Can Pass Something”

What are the most painful words your ex have ever said to you?

Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?

I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again

You try to build your relationship
then boom Satan steals the cement

10 years challenge is not for everyone✋👎
How can you be ugly twice

Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day

Girls will argue with you for 30mins straight and then be like
” I’m not even gonna argue with you”