Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills.

There are some girls who have their own boyfriends but they ask for airtime from other girl’s boyfriends.
My question is have you ever seen workers from Pick n Pay getting their salary from OK?🤔

AFTER DIVORCE WIFE SENDS HUSBAND A MESSAGE:*
*WIFE:* Sorry to inform you that the daughter you kept for 20years is not your daughter.
*HUSBAND:* Thank God am free coz I was guilty thinking I was sleeping with my daughter, please tell her to come back home.
*Who was hurt most????

If you wanna see that a gal has energy, try to remove her trouser when she knows she is wearing a torn underwear

*Ladies if you pay rent alone
but your man comes over ,
walks around naked ,eats all your food.*
*That’s not a* *man ,that’s a rat !*

Dating an ugly guy is a full time job .every 30 minutes
he will call you and ask *
“baby promise me you won’t leave me*

Guys, could you please stop praying in English. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because there’s something happening. All the blessings are going to white people. 💖

Imagine someone with big eyes saying
“I’m sorry, I didn’t see you”!

When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!

In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?

Since I Was Born I Have Never Seen A Police Uniform
On A Washing Line

Girls Will Be Looking For A Guy With A Job
But Cheat On Him Coz He’s Always At Work 🙆

Ko 10th Floor
.
Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆

After Your First Night With Him,
On Your Way Home You See His Post
“Done And Dusted”🙆

They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups of milk yet
I wasnt able to move a wall,
but when i drank 4 bottles of beer
i saw walls moving by themselves.
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These scientists are bloody liars 😂