Imagine dating a nyaope guy and you get a text saying,
“babe I’m at the gate are you going to come out or
should I leave with it?”

The way TUT students look at us when
they are In a bus
You’d swear they are Real Madrid entering
the stadium

If I had just one hour left to live
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I’d spend it in math class.
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.it never ends.

I can’t wait to get rich so that even if i
come late for family meeting
My elders will apologise
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“My son we are sorry we came too early”

Cant wait for valentine’s day to see short
girls wearing red outfits looking like fire
extinguishers

I was standing in front of my house waiting for any available taxi, two kids (a boy and a girl) ran to me and the little girl asked me this question: “Uncle,can a 6 years old girl get pregnant?” I said NO, boy replied: “didn’t I tell you? let’s go and continue.. I shouted: “continue what

Don’t Tell Me “I Wish I Had Met You Earlier”
Dump Your useless boyfriend And Meet Me Now….
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.case closed

Being kissed while you’re asleep is one of the purist forms of love
Unless you’re in prison!!!

The unemployment rate in South Africa worries me..
this coming election, people should just drop their CV’s in the ballot box

Depression starts when you want an iphone and
a Brazilian while you’re unemployed

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.
Are we together?

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing
Today i saw one girl painted her lips with a eyebrows
and her eyebrows with a Lipsticks

After being dumped!!
White girl : My bf has dumped me.😭😃
Black girl: I choose happiness. Am the CEO of my life.If it doesn’t kill u,it makes u stronger.I love the woman am becoming.When bad people leave ur life, good things starts happening. I Am crushing on myself. Self love🙆‍♀️😃

Donald Trump wanted to paint the white house.
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He calls for quotation… Chinese guy quoted 3 million, European guy quoted 7 million and a African guy quoted 10 million.
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Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote 3 million?” Chinese guy replied “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit”.
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Trump asked european guy.
He replied-“3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..”
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Trump then asked the African guy. He replied “4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to do the painting ☺!!”
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The African guy got the contract.
So how many likes for Africans guy ??

Brothers, please pray for your mothers.
Only few girls want their mothers in laws alive