when ZCC members fight
we call it star wars

When you look at the mirror
do you still think that there’s
still hope for you to get married? 🤔

*If having a wife were like Soccer*

*Transfer Market*

Imagine

*Dube has accepted Nyathi’s $300.00 bid for his wife for 4 years, maSibanda*.

*Smith’s $222.00 release clause has been activated by her next door neighbour John William*

*MaNcube is now a Free Agent and indications are that Moyo might agree terms for a 2 year deal with her soon*

*Nyathi and Robert are competing to sign maSiziba this winter. The experienced female is expected to make a decision by end of this week*

How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*

He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!

People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

Boy: Hey Love, I’m standing at the gate Please come out…
Girl: I am not at home, I’m at Jo’burg i left yesterday
Boy: 😢😢 Ok fine😥😥.. anyways i brought fifty thousand😢
Girl: what!! Wait honey just give me 5 minutes I’m on my way
Boy: Huh😨😨😨 5min from Jo’burg to here😨😴😴
Girl: No Love, I’m nearby at my friends place we call it ” Jo’burg “😊😊
Boy: Ok hurry up then😏 we are waiting for you🙄🙄
Girl: You nd Who?
Boy: Me nd My friend, We call him Fifty thousand..
his the one who wanted to meet you

Can someone please borrow pilot’s uniform 😥
tomorrow I’m going to visit my High school teacher…
she used to make me an example of failure

I just created a Facebook account with a false profile picture of a beautiful lady. Now my father sent me a friend request and he’s telling me that he is single and has no children.