Kids born in the 2000’s don’t know Sh*t😒..
I remember way back in the apartheid
era Facebook and smart phones were only for white people😮..
us blacks we had nothing😭😭

Dear future Wife
You must know that 50% of my salary is for my Mom .

Being a baby is tough…..
imagine ur foot is itching and
ur mom comes to give you milk 🙄

I hate texting attractive girls they take their time to reply,
unlike ugly one’s they even reply before you text them..

Those girls in high school that no one wanted to date are now looking so Gorgeous😍. Meanwhile those popular girls who were wanted by every guy now have 2 to 3 kids, no Grade 12 certificate & are shapeless & you say there is no God..!

Wife: Bbe borrow me your phone i want to play candy crush
Husband: (gave her)
After 5 minutes
Wife: Bbe who’s Mbali?
Husband: Which level is that!

The food that I ate in my dreams last night had no taste😒..
so tonight I’m sleeping with salt

Vocadom is the best🔥🔥
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Now go back and read the first word slowly cos clearly you are drunk

Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

Whites : I am mentally disturbed

Blacks : If I attack you with Eminem, who will you defend with

My girlfriend keep sending me her naked pix..
She thinks I’m stupid, I know she’s trying to trick me
into buying her new clothes and
that shame will never happen🚶🚶
even though I just got paid

Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.

Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…