Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it

BOSS: have you watered the garden?
SERVANT: no sir
BOSS: go and water the garden now
SERVANT: but sir the rain is falling
BOSS: and so what? carry umbrella and go!

Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and I will help you quit.

Whn U Thought U Have An Important Message Thn Boom💥
“Say Hi To Your New Facebook Friend”

There’s always that guy who cares about your well-being
and makes you laugh 😍 …
And then there’s your Boyfriend. Yerr🙄

If you having a Hard time finding a Woman,
just start wearing a Wedding ring💍.
Single Women Love Married Men..!

Women: Communication is key

Men : what’s wrong?

Women : Nothing. Goodnight

I just lost my goat, and now my neighbor is having a
brai with his family👪 i wonder how😕

I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

To those who type “Meh” insted of “Me

Are You Goats?😑

So Bushiri is arrested for money laundry.
That’s stupid, how can you put money in washing machine.
I wonder if he used Omo or surf??? 🤔

I Don’t Care Whether We Started Dating 10min Ago ”
I Can’t Live Without You And We’ve Been Through A Lot”

When you are facing challenges and problems,
just look at the picture of your wife Or Girl Friend and say
“if I can handle this, I can handle anything that comes my way” 💪

Ladies if you can’t find the right man, present the wrong man to God,
He will edit him for you

Being Kissed By Your Girl Whilst you Sleeping
means she wants to confirm
if you are really asleep so she can search your Phone .
Nothing like being romantic😕