Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

I can never let my daughters play the African hide and seek
not after what I did to those girls when we to hide..!

Am I the only one who skips a post about God
and secretly say: “God knows that I love him”..!

Two Days in A Relationship,
You Already Need 5K Urgently
is That The Registration Fee?🙆

And they say “what men can do women can do it better”
As if they can urinate through a window of a moving bus

Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏

Zulu boy in USA

Zulu : hi my name is Abel

White man : wow what a nice English name…

Zulu boy : no its short for “Abelungubazobuyisanmhlabanini”

I must be the luckiest tenant ever😊..
my landlord took out my clothes and my furniture …
I think he must be spring cleaning my room

Its Wise To Tell Her That You Want Her Back
Than Talking Bad About Her
Some Of Us Find Bad Girls Very Attractive Bro

If you see me walking in public,
just come to me and say, “Heita,
I am your Facebook friend”
than looking at me as if I stole your kidney.

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing

– Private Hospital: Good Day Sir ☺😊 , How You Doing Today ? 🔥♥

– Public Hospital: And Then You??

I just love South African
university’s, their
identity cards comes with
Rope..just incase
you are tired of life.