My mom knocked my door. I didnt
answer, she entered
my room and found me asleep. She
walked closer,
caressed my hair and slapped my face
saying “your last seen on messenger was 1 minute ago.
Stand up and go buy bread!!

True love is when you die and your girlfriend
kills her self to make sure you don’t talk to other girls in heaven

When you give her R20 she tells her friends you gave her R2 000,
that’s what we call “real woman”

Taxi was full,so this female nurse wearing uniform didn’t hv a seat,other man offered her to sit on top of him,this guy wanted to start conversation,are you nurse? Asked the guy, yes hw did you know?your uniform!
Then the nurse asked the guy;are you mechanic, the guy was surprised, yes I am how did you know, your jerk is jerking me

Ladies,pls upload the pictures of your sugar daddies,
am looking for my grandpa for the past 2 days now..
Pls release him Valentine is over.

*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.

Boy calls 911.
Boy: Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So whats your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

In 2020 we date our cousins we are tired of being hurt by strangers

Some of this girls can really post but
only to find that their fans are still in south Africa
on their village too🚶🚶🚶😂😂😂
ahh planet earth weights more in south Africa

If you are a married man and you find
yourself attracted to schoolgirls,
my brother just buy your wife a school uniform.

Teacher: whoever answers my next question,
can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

And you give your crush your homework to copy and
she gets a zero

Once You Start Dating Someone Suddenly
Everyone Has A Rumor To Tell

If you want your man to help you in the kitchen
Just borrow his phone torch
he’ll be following you up and down

A biggest mistake a Woman can make is
to Love and Give a wrong Man a Child

I’m not a Prophet but I know
your father is a male and your mother is a female