Apart from “Send me money for transport i’ll come” which other robbery without violence do you know?

She was my crush before she posted:
“Some people will come to your life just to hurt you internationally

Having a twin is cool the problem starts when you are drunk and find your twin in bed and be like “oh I’ve already slept lemme go back to tavern

The pain of hearing a kid playing with English
that you need for interview.

If I Block You On Social Media And You See Me In Public,
The Block Still Applies In Real Life

Calling Me Old Doesn’t Offend Me….
Especially When You Look Older Than I Do..!

I saw two identical twins fighting today,
it wasn’t weird until one called the other “ugly”..!!?

Did the priest lie??
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest beside her: “Father,
may I ask a favor?”
Priest: “Of course. What may I do for you?
Woman: “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s
electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it through
Customs for me……….. Under your robe
perhaps?”
Priest: “I would love to help you, dear, but I
must warn you: I will not lie.”
Woman: “With your honest face, Father, no
one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest
go ahead of her.
Custom Officer: “Father, do you have anything
to declare?”
Priest: “From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to declare. ”
The official thought this answer strange.
Custom Officer: “And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?”
Priest: “I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.”
Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said)
“Go ahead Father.” Next!
Did the priest lie?

When a woman is crazy about you,
pray that she doesn’t get well,
because when you notice she is getting well,
it means another man is giving her medication.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Tools ~ Cordless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
PARLIAMENT _, CLUELESS
MASSES – Helpless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is ~ Endless.
In fact I am Speechless
Because Salvation remains Priceless!!!!
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