Stop Wearing Overalls While You’re Unemployed😑

God Might Think You’re Already Sorted

I’ll Never Forget That Day I Visited My Ex And I Was Served Rice And Chicken

While I Was Eating, Their Dog Kept On Moving Up And Down, Looking At My Face

I Told The Younger Sister” It Seems Your Dog Likes Visitors” And The Girl Replied” No , It’s Because You’re Using It’s Plate ” 😭😭 how could she do that to me ?

Wen the relationship is new
👨: Hey baby wat are u doing???😊
👧🏻: M drinking water babe 😊
👨🏻: Dont drown okay my love

My neighbour bought an iPhone worth $3 000 yesterday! Then in the evening she came to me asking for salt! I told her to DOWNLOAD it!

Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”

“I’ll see you in court” is just the grown up version of
“I’m going to tell my mom

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

Have you noticed???
~•°•~•°•~
Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!

The day I get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water.

if you meet a woman that admits when she’s wrong and apologizes… 🙅🏻‍♀️
dump her that might be a man, women don’t do that

Adam and Eve must’ve been white, they only took one apple, if they were Black, all the apples would’ve been gone plus the tree for fire wood. If they were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake as well.

If you didn’t smoke🚬 WEED🌿 before it was Legalised,
Please don’t start now because you weren’t there when we fought for freedom😏

1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you

People who buy a car and don’t post it on Facebook you are too matured but as for me when I buy a car, I will not only post it, but also park it in your timeline

As long as you keep saying “When can i see you” Instead of
“Lets go out for lunch” we’ll forever say
“I’ll let u know when im free

When they increase the price of alcohol
they must also increase the percentage!