Mxm….
I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music
as if he’s listening alone

The way some men lie this days ehn!
Something is telling me that Eve is not d 1 who gav Adam d Apple
“dat poor girl is innocent

What happened to the economy.??
Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ?
Why ??

Some of you ladies your boyfriends are out there telling their sidechick
that they won’t break-up with you cz you might kill yourselves

I’m selling a powerfull powder which kills rats very effectively.
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You just hold the rat and give him one teaspoonfull Of the powder in the morning and one in the evening..

Dear Beautiful Ladies Never allow “Likes” to rate your beauty
cause the day u get 2 likes,
You’ll feel ugly!!!

Ladies,
Unless she carried him on her shoulders and ran away,
she didn’t steal your man, he left you

Who told u she’s cheating , if ur girlfriend is dating more than 3 boys,
it’s not cheating, it’s called tagging u with 2
others

Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no
longer 9 months again Somebody will get
married in April & give birth in August

Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

Some parents want their daughters to get
married but don’t allow them to go out. What do
they expect them to do?
Sit at home and
download the husband?*

Ladies when u meet your next Boyfriend love him
with all your Lungs cause your heart has suffered a lot.

Stop beating dogs at the weddings
cause you all are there for one and same reason..!

Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔

Being single is hard… Now i have two phones In the morning i send myself a Goodmorning messages👌👌 and tell myself ku i love me”

Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy,
you should get busy too and stop having imaginary haters.