Lionel Messi and Christiano Ronaldo ddnt just wake up become the best soccer players⚽⚽
They trained for a long time….
.
So if your galfrnd is gud in bed😁
It is none of ma business

My Ex girlfriend just liked a page of a traditional healer (Bring back lost lovers and control them with a remote control)
Please pray for me…

SHORT TEXT THESE DAYS
Boy: Imu (I miss u)
Girl: mum (miss u more)
Boy: u sure?
Girl: yh trumu ( yaaaaa truly miss u)
Boy: trumutu (truly miss u too)
Girl: trumudi (truly miss u die)
Trumutumtum…truly miss u too much too much
Trumucorcor…truly miss you correct correct

I texted my crush ‘ BAE’ and she responded
replace dat ‘A’ with Y

Dear Woman ..

STOP blaming a Man for running away after you get pregnant its your own problem. YES your read it right its your problem.. you just chose the wrong guy to be the father of your Kid.. Blame Yourself

Wen you thought had feelings for someone kanti it was only heartburn

Hello Ladies and Gentleman.
My name is Nyaa

I am a 30 year old
handsome,
hardworking,
GOD fearing young man,
a commited and successful
community psychology masters student,
and looking for a
cute,
hairy👌,
beautiful👌,
well structured
and young black goat
to buy for easter.

Thanks🙄

Dear Divorcées
Stop teaching our younger sisters & brothers to hate marriage. Its YOUR marriage that failed!

When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband

Photo shooting at studio won’t bring you a husband sis.
If you are a dragon👹👺….you are a dragon😈!!!
Accept and stay single

Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!

At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?

Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”

Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”

The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”

Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming

Everyone hate corruption until they benefit from it …
tell me about your driver’s license