Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

INTERVIEWER: whats your name?
ME: Hired
INTERVIEWER :You’re hired?😳
ME:Thank you sir

A question was asked why men do not share their problems and
frustrations with their wives.One person answered, “
You cannot discuss your malaria with a mosquito

For those who in one man one woman. See the ratio of men to women
from UN.

We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.

Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion

So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:

> One billion are married already.

>130,000 are in the prison.

>70,000 are mentally ill.

That means that we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:

>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years

So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to rethink before treating any man like trash.

Source: U.N

Don’t worry you will find Someone special” these words coming from your crush hurts more than ‘Load Shedding’..!

If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!

The rudeness of Public Hospital nurses alone is enough to chase away
the disease from your body..!

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

A woman and a man were involved in car accident.
It was a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of … cars, the woman says;
“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she handed the bottle over to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”
(drunk driver’s offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change

When You Stalking Your Crush On Facebook And You Accidentally Like A Post From 2014, You End Deactivating Facebook, Breaking Your Phone,
Moving To Nigeria And Changing Your Name To Adze

Couples holdin hands during their wedding is the same as
2 boxers shaking hands before the fight begins..!

Dear Ladies
I remind you again
Not all guys hit and run…
Some will hit hit hit hit hit hit, destroy the place and watch you run.

i Love Blowing Air into Babies Face And Watch Them Struggle To Breathe