Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…

All Along I Thought I Was In A Bad Mood ,
Over Years And Years . I Guess This Is How I Am

Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔

Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you

imagine you accidentally post your nudes then boom,
battery finishes,charger breaks,
you take your moms charger then boom load shedding

if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself😊✋

If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)😂😂

I Remember Once My Mom Slapped Me
Because I was crying Because she slapped me.

Can you Solve This?😝
RiddlE
Which One Have Two Zero & Two four?
1. 0024
2.2024
3.0044

I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until
I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,….
my leg didn’t touch the ground.

Jumping from one girl to another is a sign of telling God you want to be a frog.

*SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING A TEACHER*
A teacher went to a hotel for lunch, he wanted to see a *menu* but forgot what it was called.
He asked the waiter, “can I see food *syllabus* please?
The waiter said, “What?”
The teacher replied, *”Table of contents”*
The waiter said, “No we don’t have such”
The teacher, “I mean *food curriculum”* 😜😜😜😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂🤣😂Good day Teachers.

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test

Loyal girlfriends are always broke
even now they don’t have data..!