Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend to bath well,
dress nice and stay away from weed

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their
Cell Phones

My neighbour bought a sound system for the first time
now he’s calling his kids using a Mic

When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.

In every clinic or hospital there is always dat cleaner
who thinks she is a nurse

Charlie : Sinoyolo You’re My Drugs

Sinoyolo : Aww , You Can’t Leave Without Me ?

Charlie : No , You Cost Too much And You Ruin My Life

Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down

Can I Take Your pictures ?? I love To Collect Photos Of Natural Disaster

Asking someone to drive your sports car is just like
asking someone to kiss your girlfriend..