If I bath at 23:50 🛀
And finish at 00:05
That’s means I have bathed for 2 days ✌?

SHE POSTED
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“What can I do for your wall?🤔
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I WAS LIKE:
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” Buy cement, bricks and paint.. Then rebuild it and paint it 🙂”
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Guess what…..
I was blocked 

I told her we’ll meet in front of Nandos😎😎
there she is sitting inside reading the menu

Girls will always be expecting a reply, even
if their last message wasn’t replyable you
better think of a reply or start a new
conversation

*IN BLACK FAMILIES IF YOU DONT WORK NO
ONE LISTENS TO YOU, THEY THINK YOUR
MIND IS ALSO NOT WORKING*

Everything is a scam dis days I took sleeping tablets last night
but guess what? I woke up even earlier than before

Some of your boyfriends are dating you from your waist downwards…..
But up from there you are single my sister

As I was walking out of Shoprite, I saw this very beautiful lady come out of a nice looking Mercedes Benz. She ran after this slim, short, dark guy. The lady was busy shouting to the man, begging and crying on top of her voice saying, “Please baby, don’t leave me. I need you and can’t live without you. This Benz and the mansion means nothing without you. I need you honey.” The guy just kept walking away and ignoring her. I was like, if this guy won’t take this lady back, I will. The lady continued begging but he just walked away and left her standing there sobbing. I thought to myself, this is my chance so I walked to her and tapped on her shoulder. But before I could say anything to her, I just heard a big voice behind me say, “Papa Weehh, you are obstructing our camera. We are shooting a movie..

When he says “You are the only woman in
his life” well, My Sister. it is true he is not
lying because the others are girls

I Had A Fight With My Roommate Since Ya-Madoda Ay’pheli😏…I Have Decided To Remove All The Labels On The Tins (Fish, CHAKALAKA, Beans) He Must Eat Surprises The Whole Month

I hope no one one ever feels pressured into buying me something special when I’m visiting their home 🏠, I eat what everyone eats😃, I sit where everyone is sitting😃, I sleep where everyone sleeps😃, I was taught that at home and I grew up with it

I have never heard pastors
preaching about the maps at the
back of bibles. I think they are
hiding directions to heaven from

No Man can stand a disrespectful woman no
matter how beautiful she is…Never
I told her I don’t have my wallet with me
And she said I should borrow money from her and buy ice cream for her

I almost fainted when I heard my crush saying this:
“I-green pepper ebovu”
I’m no longer crushin’ any girl..

The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed

Teacher : what is beetroot..?

Mbali :It’s a Potato with high blood pressure..!!