“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”

Beat An African Black Child And When He Starts Crying , Console Him With Some Sweets And Ask Him Who slapped Him ? 😕😒 He Will Point Another Person 😩😭

That’s How Corruption Started in Africa

Anyone selling a second hand relationship?
even if it has problems, I will fix it myself

I have this stupid neighbour
who changes music as if he is listening alone

Black people don’t measure salt. We sprinkle salt until we hear the spirits of our ancestors whispering, “It’s enough my child”🤗

Her : Why you Didn’t Complete school ?
Me : I wasn’t the One who started Building it Dummy.

Eight ways to die if your an African
child👇👇
.
1. Loosing your mom’s Tupperware
during a school Trip..
2. Eating the meat that was reserved
for your father..
3. Taking out a new faduku(cloth) without
your moms permision..
4. Using the cups and glasses that
are placed in the Room Devider..
5. Admiting that you are 3 years
older in a taxi and your mom end up
paying full price..
6. Not going to your room when a
XXX scene is shown on Tv..
7. Calling your mom by her name by
mistake..
8. Not finishing your food while
you’ve already eaten the meat..
•••
Add urz👏🚶🚶

People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥

– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!

As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”

People take Facebook too serious …
first of all we not even real friends !

Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.

Laziness is the Mother of all bad habits…
But ultimately she is a Mother, We must respect her…
So don’t leave bed and Sleep more.
No Morning shOrning :D;-)

Once a wise man told me No matter how HOT she is
somewhere someone is tired of her….

Imagine The Government Passing A New Law That All Beautiful Ladies And Handsome Boys Will Be Paying “Beauty Tax” I Know You’re Smiling Because You are Safe

Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer

Me : Viva My Answer Viva