We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures ✋✋
Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome
in The Previous Photo !!

My friend won a trip to China ✈.
He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home 😭😭
Guys learn to Read terms and conditions.

Somewhere in S.Africa the is an Empty Box of Carvella Shoes, Nike Shoes , Allstar & Adidas on top of Wardrobe as decoration.

if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!

People Going To Church +🙏 Wearing So Beautifully 🔥♥ ,
How i Wish it Can Be Their Hearts That Are That CLEAN And BEAUTIFUL

When Your Phone Rings By Mistake in Church ,
Everybody Starts Looking At You As
if You Are Being Called By SATAN!!

Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight 😂😂😂 When He Text “Goodnight Babe” , Reply “She is Asleep Bro” Then Switch Off Your Phone

Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .

Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter

Everything I Like Is Either Expensive, Illegal, A Sin,
Or Doesn’t Text Back

Heartbreak really hurts, my sister has
been in the kitchen washing one plate for
2hours now..
This is why I gave my heart to Christ

My crush visited me to my house for the
first time , just when she saw my soap she
started crying, I asked her what’s
wrong then she replied “Your soap
reminds me of my Lost MTN sim card”

TEACHER: Rainbow come take your paper you
got 13%..
.
CLASS: *laughs*
.
TEACHER: He’s the highest
.
CLASS: *silence*

Last Night I Cracked A Joke to My Girlfriend
and We Heard A Thief Laughing In The Kitchen

Stop taking pictures in people’s cars and at
people’s gates,
your village people will kill you for nothing
thinking you have made it in life

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh