Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

When you’re Single,You See Happy
Couples Everywhere, But When you get
Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere*.
*This witchcraft is difficult to explain*

Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.

When you are no longer in love with a guy
, the sound of his snoring irritates you ,
but when you are still in love with him you
will be tempted to record it and use as
your ringtone

You’ll be dating your girl in peace and then
1 fool will give her a lift in a Range Rover
Sport….and she will start behaving like an
android phone which needs to be flashed..

7year old’s having Iphones..
when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went
tring tring, whoof whoof, can I help you

if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough ,
I wanna be your ringtone too

When you think about it, you don’t really wash your hands,
they just wash each other and you just stand there looking at them
like some kind of supervisor

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
.
A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
.
The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
.
The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
.
Nobody moved.
.
The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
.
The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
.
Still nobody moved.
.
The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
.
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”

A Boy Post : Just graduated , I’m going to be a Lawyer =13Likes
.
A Girl Post : Just went to the toilet = 227Likes
.
WTF is happening to this WORLD ??

Me in heaven: Yo! Where’s the cloud where the water turn into wine?

GOD: GET OUT!!

Her : Can i have your Picture
Him : Check My Profile
Her : its a Car not you
Him : Yea i know.. open the door im inside the car

Girls who still think a guy with a car has money..
Happy children’s day

When your girlfriend from the villages finally visits you and
she enters the shower with an umbrella

Three Drunkies Entered A Taxi 😂

The Taxi Driver Knew that they were drunk so he Started The Engine And Turned It Off Again Then Said:”We Have Reached Your Destination”

The 1st Guy Gave Him Money And The 2nd Guy Said:”Thank You “And He Paid More Money then the usual taxi fee

The 3rd Guy Slapped The Driver, The Driver Was Shocked and Suprised Thinking The 3rd Drunk Knew What He Did . But Then He Asked” What Was That For ?’:

The 3rd Replied,-”Control Your Speed Next Time, You Nearly Killed Us All ” 😂😂