No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird

Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!

So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them

Classic Revenge… 😜
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Recently somewhere on the streets, Ofengo met his High School Maths Teacher and he asked for the directions to the nearest FNB Bank.
Ofengo: Take a 310 degree turn, walk for about 184.7 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicular to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the Bank at a distance of about the logarithm of square root of 7. :/
Let him feel what you felt as a student!!

Remember when growing up you said “I want to be a pilot” 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

Congratulations Mr. Pilot.

Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

Her : Why didn’t you answer your phone??
Me: I lost my memory card

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
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Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

A woman was pregnant for 9 months and
gave birth to an angel reading this post

Huwawei P10 – Use Headset For Music
Huwawei P20 – Use Wireless Headset For Music
Huwawei P30 – Music Plays in your mind
Huwawei P50 – The Music Plays you
Huwawei P100 – The artist comes out of the phone to perform live

Ladies and their nonsense behaviours.
I said we should meet in front of restaurant and you’re already inside reading the menu ..

Finish reading and meet me outside let’s discuss.

I hate indiscipline.

The difference between Oo and oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use.
I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?
“”Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.
“”Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge.
Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says.
“I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your a**hole before prison………………”

I just found my cousin’s SIM CARD who
died 4 years ago
I’m thinking of Texting his girlfriend and
say”Guess who’s back.

I can’t laugh 😂��😂😎😂😂😂😂😂 alone please

*See a recent application letter from an applicant.*

P. O. Box 49
Rode
Mount Ayliff
8th June 2018
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the teacher at your school and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead educator.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can’t lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

Thank you.
Yours faithfully,
Namhla Nono Zibobo

Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food

Have You Noticed!??

Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎
Ouch!! 💔