Just met someone and we exchanged numbers,
Within 20 minutes she sent me a text saying
“baby I can’t live without you

So Ladies please tell me where does it hurt in your body when you spend your own money??

Gent’s I’m sorry but I think it’s time they Knew Now ……
Ladies , Every guy twerks Naked in front of a mirror when he’s alone

Football Rules of our childhood
1-the fat is always the keeper
2-the game ends only if all players are tired (EXCEPT RULE 6)
3-no matter the score, the team that scores the last goal wins the game
4-there is no referee
5-only if it is serious
6-if the owner of the ball gets angry the game is over
7-the 2 best players can’t play on the same team, so everyone chooses their players
8-if you are chosen the last one is a humiliation
9-if there is penalty the keeper is replaced by the best player of his team and says “not for good” to mean that after the penalty, the keeper returns to his post
10-when the ball comes out of the playground to a remote destination, it’s the hitter who’s going to get the ball
11-the best player on the ground is always on the same team as the owner of the ball
12-to start a game we always said “PREE” with our mouths, the game begins”
13-to distinguish teams, a team should play shirtless
14- you kick the ball in the air to start a match
15- Its all massive attack, massive defence
16- Remember the owner of the Ball is FIFA
17- No offside
18-if your Mom calls u , someone can be playing for you and when you return you continue
If you’ve been through this like me, you can also add yours

Looking Left And Right Before Crossing The Road Means
You Don’t Trust God. Just Cross And Go.
God Is Watching!!

Sunday school kids are something else…..
I heard a certain lady asking them,
“Who died and rose from death?”
Their response was; “UNDERTAKER”

If he comes back from work & sits outside for a while.
Sister he’s deleting the messages.
Hurry up & catch him

Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.

Teacher: Rainbow! I have 10 Beers. I give Patrick 1 Beer. How many left?
Rainbow: Easy! 9.
Teacher: Then I give 1 to Davies. How many left?
Rainbow: Simple! 8.
Teacher: If I Take 1 and give Patrick again?
Rainbow: So You Want to Finish All the Beers Without Giving Me?

Iphone: Palesa is typing………
Huawei P30: Palesa is typing a lie

If you’re lonely and single just remember that
someone in love is getting cheated on.

“Driver I will Pay For Everyone” Is Very Important When
You Enter A Taxi And Find Your Ex Sitting With The New Bae

If i got the award for laziest person on earth
I will send someone to pick it up for me…

A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That’s why they don’t get what they want.💛
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2⃣. 💜Yes, everything happens for a reason. But don’t use that as an excuse as to why you make stupid decisions.💜
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3⃣. 💚Life is too precious & too short to sit around regretting lost opportunities

Huawei P30 Take Pictures In Your Dreams And See Them On Your Phone
When You Wake Up