In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in South Africa.

When my side chick don’t wanna remove my name on her bio:
.
Me: I asked you so nice dear now i’m calling my lawyer

Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol

Sometimes you just don’t realize you love someone
until they buy a car.

My sister just had a baby .. she ddnt say if its a boy or a girl
i dont know if im a uncle or an aunt”

Neighbor: Hey Mbuso, I’m at the hospital, please borrow me R1500

Mbuso : What if you die?

At church I make sure I sit next to a beautiful lady
wat if the pastor says tell you neighbour you love them

A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “No he’s not” because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.

bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn.

Me: so are your eyebrows.

My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.

A beer company was hiring a taster,😅
someone to
taste the beers😊
before selling out😑.
So they placed adverts😎 & one
afternoon, a dirty,
rough looking man walks 🚶‍♂️into de
Manager’s office😊
asking to be employed.😋
The manager tried to figure out how
he could
drive ds man away 😏but couldn’t come
up with
an idea😪, so he decided to give the
man a trial.😛
He ordered his secretary to give de
man a glass
of wine😊, he takes a sip & said “Its
red wine,😊 a
muscat,🙂
three years old🤗, grown on a north
slope, matured in a steel
containers☺.”
That’s correct😧! The manager
exclaimed, well
give him
another one🤠 lets see. So he was
giving, he takes a sip again 😌& said
” Its red wine🙃, cabernet, eight
years old,😌 southwestern slope, oak
barrels🤤”
Incredible😱! said de manager.
Now de manager went closer to de
secretary 😁& whispered to her saying ”
go get
some of ur urine🙄
in a cup lets see if he will get
dat.✊✊✊
So de man was given the cup
of urine😆,he takes a sip, turns to d
manager & said 🙄”Female urine,😏
26years old🤔, 2 weeks pregnant 🤨& if
i’m not
given dis job😑, sir i will
tell your wife who is responsible
for the pregnancy”😌

Sitting in class wondering who would die
if one of the lights fell down.

Coloured People Like Starting Fights Out Of Anything!!😥…I Was In A Taxi Minding My Business

This Guy Looks At Mew And Asks ” Ekse Bra , Why You Quiet? ”

I’m Like ” Dude , I’m Alone…”

He Says ” Ohh … So Now You Wanna Tok ?…I Will Moer You Now Now Sanie …!!”