if your boyfriend doesn’t play pool, fifa or dice.
guess who he’s playing.😅😂😂

I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
😂😂😂

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

Him: It’s Over
Her: Wanya, it’s Not Over
Do This Type Of Girls Still Exist?

If gravity really exists why ladies are not falling for me?? 💔💔💔

If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

Last Night i dreamt Eating Noddles Now I can’t find My Earphones

Ladies please, when you wash your underwears pin them tight on the clothing line. Yesterday the wind blew my neighbors underwear into my bedroom and my wife refused to understand

Next time I take a lady out I’m inviting her ex….
I need to hear both sides of the story,
you ladies lie too much when you see food😂

Being attractive is tough.
Everybody wants to sleep with you but nobody wants to love you

Are you still as hot as you were in secondary school or it’s a long story?

Suprise your boyfriend tonight my Sister when he text you “good night Bea”
Reply with “she is sleeping my brother”
Then switch off your phone

*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting