Baby I love you with my lung and kidney.
My heart has suffered a lot.
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This NEPA think they are wise😂
I wasted their light today😂,😂
by not changing my phone
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They send you this emoji😂..
but in reality the facial expression is like this emoji😠
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In South Africa
Baby daddy Act 1999(act. No5 of 1999)
It says the first baby daddy must run away and never look back..
So ladies stop crying when baby run away cause he don’t wanna break baby daddy law
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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry
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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
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Don’t delete his numbers (EX) because
one day you will need a fovour….
And it might be no where to find him
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One day some child ask me bro did honey have legs.?
I replied no!, den he said every night
when we are about to sleep my dad tell my mother
honey open your legs. I don’t no why
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I prefer girl to sit next to me in a bus😁
bcoz some guys Armpit can make you jump out of a moving vehicle
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I went to West Nile last week and people sarounding me to see me just because I was the only brown man in the all region
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To have a big tummy doesn’t mean that
you are enjoying life.
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When you’re ugly you’re ugly the is Nothing can change that.
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Ladies next year we don’t want you to look at our 🍆print
while we wearing track pants, shorts or skinny jeans
This madness must stop this year
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Anytime i smoke weed, i see my self as a nollywood Star
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I wonder why Wrestling people are fighting for a belt
yet they wear Panties
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U can never b ugly nd still b poor
😁😁😁😁😁😁.
Two withcraft at the same time
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