The funny thing about being a comedian is that no one knows when you’re serious, I wasn’t feeling fine last night and I texted a doctor “Hello doctor, please I’m not feeling fine, I’m having a headache all over my body, my bones are shaking, and my stomach is making a serious noise like a class full of grade11 students, I can’t even talk, please come to my house right now”
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And the doctor just replied with “Lol” 😂😂

😏😏he thought I was joking

Have you Ever checked your phonebook list🎥😚😚
when you are broke😧??.
You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!

Stay away from people who suddenly text you after you’ve uploaded a new picture, they are very dangerous.

If he comes back from work and remains in the car for a while. He’s deleting messages. Go and catch him red handed.

Your ex is on fire what would you use to stop the fire?

Me: petrol

Females will call you crying😭 about their relationship💔 and then say😳”Hold on he is calling let me answer him”..

No Woman Will Ever Get Caught Cheating..
Unless She Wants You To Know..!

[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!

If yo wife is sick,don’t rush her to the hospital immediately,send money to her account first,if she doesn’t get well immediately then you can take her to the hospital.Just learnt there’s a new sickness common among women called moneylaria and the best treatment is bank alert

When a short person wave at you

It’s called a microwave

We haven’t forgotten that 90’s girls used to have music book’s with
wrong lyrics..! ☝

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Who’s gonna switch off the Facebook lights tonight ?

If you’re happy in your relationship💏❤
even mine started like that