Sometimes all you need is love.
Lol, just kidding,
you need money. :’).

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

For an adult, eating alone at McDonald’s
is admitting a kind of defeat.

Remember, there are two words in life
that will open a lot of doors for you.
Push and Pull.

When you’re good, you’re good,
when you’re awesome you’re me.

The only reason I am fat is because
a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.

Some people feel shy taking a taxi
to town because they own cars on
facebook

Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…
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Are u getting it?

Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint