A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
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Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
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Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P

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Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?

I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….

My wife got stung by a bee on the
forehead.
She’s at the doctor’s now,
her face all swollen and bruised,
she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee
with my shovel.

MAYBE I’M WRONG.. BUT IMAGINE! 👇

💁 One teacher stands in front of 20 kids👭👪😕 each one having different strengths, Needs, Gifts, Dreams, but being taught the same thing the same way for the damn 12 years😑 😕. I am not saying people shouldn’t go to school nor trying to discourage them against school✋ but just know that School and education are two different things👏 and all i wish for is an Education system that accommodate all of us and not this chalk and talk way😣 one size fits all way😡 I mean is it really necessary to move from one class to the next learning theory for the damn 12 years ?💁 ironically i did it😣
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This education system makes it look like knowing English equate Intelligence 😡 Shouldn’t Education be about Expanding our Horizons and Visions ? 💁 I am not saying Education is not important but I am saying Opposed Education is Bullsh*t and Crap.
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💁EDUCATION should be about Inspiring one’s mind, Understanding our motives and re-assess our aims😑and not only just about Regurgitating Facts from a book✋ or being a Graduatee from a highest institution and if one fails to do so their are referred as “Stupid” 😑🚮
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👏👏Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree because it will spend its whole life thinking😭😭 “I am stupid”

The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.

Girl: Bae u always think about football. I
cant remember the last time we had sex.
All because of this game
Boy: Sorry babe. Lets do it now
Girl: Sho. So wats your favourite position
Boy: Left wing.

I said NO..!! to a Girl asking me to be her boyfriend,
cause my mind is telling me
she just
wanna sleep with me and run away.

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test.
In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
#ProudlySouthAfrican

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just
left us with more problems than solutions
jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

BREAKING NEWS
Beer bottles and cigarrete packs have
stickers explaining their harzadous
effects….but they let women just roam
around without stickers…
very unfair

*QUOTE of the day*
*Don’t tell people to get married because
their age mates have married. Even you,
your age mates have died, but has anyone
forced you to die?*

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out