I was disappointed, I thought I was going to get rid of a pizza box at the door, I can’t be seen by anyone! But it doesn’t matter, I have followed it. I will try again tomorrow.

Tall girls are hot cause they’re closer to the sun

The reason why you don’t know some of your relatives is because you are not rich,
make money and see them introducing themselves.

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally, that day my wife was feeling for s** and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy……

Good morning .😍😍

If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends PLEASE…😑😑😑

Lalelani If you are fasting for 21 days, yet you still don’t love others, are bitter, angry, unforgiving, lie & gossip🙄… Please just eat. 🤐

Imagine you are a parent, your daughter is in form 3 and she is going to school. You escorts her to the bus station and after 3 hrs you are told that the bus she was in has had an accident and no one has survived. As you are making funeral arrangements you get a call from your daughter saying ” mom, I was not on that bus, my boyfriend insisted I spend two days at his house before I go” What would you do as a parent? How would you feel?

Is your Man stingy ?
Are you tired of him ?
Do you deserve better ?…
Hurry now, get a Job and leave someone’s son alone,
Satan✋

If we’re in a relationship, your clothes are basically mine too. Don’t ask why do I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Practising your signature over and over again
just in case you become famous.

This guy comes back 4rm da toilet, when a women says to him, “Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open”!” As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,”Did you see my big black hummer?” The woman replies, “Nope just a MINI COOPER with two flat tires.”

You cannot show us witchcraft for a good 2 hours only to tell me at the end “TO GOD BE THE GLORY”
I’m done with Nigerian movies

Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you

Three simple steps to forget your ex:

1-Block your ex
2-Add me
3-Text me