A real wife stay awake the whole night to
make sure that Mosquitoes doesn’t bite her Husband

Dear Nursing students
In which year of study are you taught to be angry,
rude,Impatient and having attitudes?

I once smoked weed and I got into a huge argument with myself, that day I got death
threats coz I was winning the argument… I’ll never touch the shit again.

Words you will never hear
from a Guy:
“Sorry I’m taken”

My girlfriend switched off her phone when it rang ,
it shows respect I’m proud of her

Today I’m not Going To School
Because My Neighbor Cheated on His Wife,So The Wife Got Angry & Told The Husband That She Will Have *ex With All The Neighbors Around..
I am Patiently Waiting For Her

Africa is the only place you don’t need to set an alarm to wake you up ………..
Just sleep your problems will wake you up..

I was Shocked when I
heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly ”
My sister,
have you Ever seen an
Elephant Flying
Before?

After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu

“He who finds a wife, should leave other
girls alone.”
A very powerful quote, although some
people wouldn’t be happy.

Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!

95 year old man: ‘Doc, my 18yr-old wife is
pregnant, whats yo opinion?’ Doc: ‘Let me
tel u a story. A hunter, in a hury grabed an
umbrela instead of his gun and went into
the jungle. He saw a lion, pointed the
umbrela the lion and pulled the handle.
BANG!! The lion fell to the ground and
died!’ Old man: ‘No ways! Some1 must
have shot the lion for him!’
Doc: “EXACTLY!”

Being single for a long period of time is
dangerous. Once you see how peaceful it
is, you don’t even wanna deal with people.

When your family finally accepts that you
are a whore
They will be like
”Please bring pizza when you’re back

*Overheard This Weekend*
Boy: Babe come over to my place
Gal: what do you want us to do?
Boy: Jus chill
Gal: I don’t chill…that’s how people end up
with chill-dren!

Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
.
The teacher slap poor little John.
.
Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”