Short people and their unnecessary anger. They will be like “No no no, i cant stand this”. Ahhh even if Continue Reading..

I swear some people say ” YELLOW ” When they answer their Cell Phones

Wedding in America : Invited: 100 Present at church :80 Present at reception :70 Gifts:67 Missing object: 0 Wedding in Continue Reading..

The best time to argue with a woman is when she is applying make up, You will not hear a Continue Reading..

Selfie Sticks were invented for people who only look good from a distance.

But why do we condemn girls for wanting rich guys?? even me if I was a girl I would’nt date Continue Reading..

On judgement day I’ll be wearing a Zimbabwean flag to notify jesus that i cant go to hell twice

Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move ….. and you are married