Wat are you doing in February while you know you’re single. You should have stayed in January

Your daughters Lord. They hug us and dirty our white shirts with their brown foundation Lord..!!

We haven’t forgotten that 90’s girls used to have music book’s with wrong lyrics..! ☝

Today was my First Time I Smoked Weed, I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits. I Asked Them If They Continue Reading..

I’m not a Prophet but I know your father is a male and your mother is a female

I will register but I’m not gonna vote Coz that’s what they also do to us mos? They promise us Continue Reading..

Girls want Attention. Women want Respect. Men want both. No no.. not Attention and Respect. Both Girls and Women

I hate people who can’t handle alcohol. Yesterday my friends dropped me three times while carrying me home